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Conclusion

Well hold on to your Tarot Deck, and strap yourself in to the seat, as we readjust your personalised settings (don't forget to click accept all) and let's head back to 2022, where there are others waiting to take you another journey.

Hope this irreverant take on the Junk Mail Tarot Blog Hop has been entertaining. 

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