Act 1: Recycle Your Emails...

Wouldn't it be brilliant if like adverts, the Tarot could sell you the answers to all lifes' predicaments?  Where the Fool saunters into view and launches into a speech about how not to miss out on the next adventure, and that yes you too could benefit from starting again?

However, the Tarot representation of The World, would follow on from The Fool and remind you about the importance of recycling your emails, and then at the end ask you to donate £5 / 8$ to a worthly cause by texting "Tarot" to the following number...

We've all been there, and been spammed by a barrage of televisual tripe and had the sudden urge to run to the little psychics room for a little recycle afterwards... 

That said we've also been hit by this incessant need to be rated all the time. Could you imagine it, the Tarot in the midst of a reading, popping up with this little note that says...

"Enjoying your reading so far, why not leave us a rating..."

Perhaps if you manage to dodge that one, you may end up with an ad break right in the middle of the greatest revelation of your reading. 

Naturally, that ad break would be for something like bad future be gone, with new and improved De-Spell Wipes (now with Sage and a hint of thyme). That would be followed by the Devil making an appearance, selling contracts for engagements (with an eternal guarantee), finally the High Priestess offering you virgin tours of the underworld (deck dependent naturally).

Finally the world would make an appearance, reminding you to recycle and donate to the worthy cause of "Tarot" at the number below...